Ok, its 12:45 am and I am STARVING!!! I know I should not head for the fridge and shove the first thing my hand lands on in my face, but I want to soooo bad. Is that a crime? Is it a crime to dream about cookies? What about steak? Oh well. If it is I am going to prison.
Any hoo, I have decided to check if I can find a scale at the Y next time I am there, and record my weight here when ever I can. Yes I am crazy. My reasoning is simple. If I record it where people can read it, I will have to actually try just so I don't feel like I have let my imaginary audience down. Another recurring dream for me, being famous and having more than the few folks who read this, reading this, and cheering me on.( think Tim Curry acid flash back ala RHPS)
Back to the steak. I have written off the vegetarian thing, on account of it is impossible while living with my husband, with my lack of will power. All the will I have is being used to avoid gorging myself every time I get bored.Apples are gonna be my new friend, along with carrot sticks. I figure I can draw little faces on them and then pretend to be a giant eating my enemies.Do I have any enemies? Not sure....... ok, so just random people on the street. That should be satisfying. We'll see.
Untill next time.....................................ME!
Our husbands always seem to get in the way of a good diet plan. I know that I've packed back on 20 pounds since my husband got back from Iraq. I was doing so well on the weight loss before he returned home. Now I have to find the will power to resist eating everything I want when I can't. Put your husband on a sneaky diet. Start cutting back on his portions and changing out his protein choices slowly. Yes, eventually he will notice when his waistline decreases but by then it will be too late.
ReplyDeleteBill is already on a diet, and has lost 15 lbs.
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